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"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24) 03/03/2015 at 12:24 • Filed to: babylopnik

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I'd like to introduce the newest oppo member Kieran Charles Sampson at 6 lb 10 oz and 19in long. We are gonna make a hockey player/race car driver out of him

For Sweden > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:25

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Congrats! Though I'm not sure how he can be both. One tends to be big and the other tends to be tiny.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:26

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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jcarr > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:27

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Congrats! First?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 12:28

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He could be an ice skating Tony Stewart.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 12:29

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You're thinking of cross country runners.

For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/03/2015 at 12:30

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Tony Stewart is 175 cm (5 feet 9 inches). Not exactly tall.

ttyymmnn > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:30

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Woohoo! Congratulations. As the father of three boys (two of which are twins) I wish you all the luck—and patience—in the world. Please extend my best wishes to your wife.

For Sweden > Jcarr 03/03/2015 at 12:30

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Dude get in line.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 12:31

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I just looked up his weight, I swore he was more than 180 pounds...

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 12:32

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Came here to say this. lol

Congrats though, sampsonite24!

Jcarr > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 12:32

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Not that kind of "first". First child, I be asking.

ST8OMND > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:33

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Congrats! Push for the gear head/race driver, as we are adding breed. Make sure baby's first car has NO abs, tcs, stability, or park assist. True drivers rely on skill, not e-wizardry......

Nibby > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:33

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Congrats! May he live to hoist the Stanley Cup in 20-40 years.

CB > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:36

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Congrats! Is it too early to get him a Power Wheels truck and a racecar bed?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:38

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Congratulations!!! Now buy your wife a drink, she earned it!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 12:42

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Mark Webber is pretty tall.

Wacko > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 12:45

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Congrats, your photo's bring back memories of last year, My baby girl turned 1 last friday.

So hockey in the winter and race driver in the summer.

Rainbow > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 13:16

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He sure looks big for his age.

But seriously, congratulations! Make sure to drift him around in his stroller once he's old enough to not be terrified by that. :D

Rainbow > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 13:18

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But he'll save crucial weight behind the wheel with all the teeth he's going to lose!

Brickman > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 13:27

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Congrats! :D

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jcarr 03/03/2015 at 13:28

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Haha yes he's our first

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > For Sweden 03/03/2015 at 13:30

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Most hockey players are between 5'9 and 6'0 unless you're a freak like Chara or John Scott, or a goalie. Patrick Kane is pretty small and race car driver size for being a hockey player

FrankAtlanta > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 13:30

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Congratulations - becoming a father is one of (if not) the best thing that's happened to me. Believe it or not, it gets better/more fun every day!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/03/2015 at 13:31

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Haha her mom is bringing wine and cheese later

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 14:02

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TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 14:38

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Congrats!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 15:35

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Congrats! Make sure they grow up a Wild fan! Also make sure they're good players but not good enough to get drafted in the Top 10 and get stuck in Buffalo or Edmonton forever!

jkm7680 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 16:57

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Congrats!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 03/03/2015 at 17:42

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Haha I'm in Chicago there's no way he's NOT going to be a blackhawks fan. And yeah we will shoot for a high first round pick

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 17:45

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Chicago's a great hockey town so I'm sure it will work out fine. As long as he doesn't go crazy and like the Avalanche.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 03/03/2015 at 18:44

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we would disown him. Along with him turning into a packers fan

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/03/2015 at 18:59

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Nope can't do Packers, that's bad for everyone.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/04/2015 at 02:00

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congrats to you all!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/04/2015 at 22:29

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Awesome. Enjoy every minute.

If you've never kept a journal, now's a good time to start. I have one for each of my kids that I started when we were at the hospital waiting for them to be born, and that I write in from time to time. Planning to give it to them at some point in the future.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/04/2015 at 22:33

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That's actually a really good idea. I like it